Sunday, October 19, 2008

Free Joba

Joba was busted for DUI, speeding, and driving with an open container in his native Nebraska. It's a bad move for the state on three counts.

  1. If we are gonna start calling out Indians for drunk driving, we shouldn't give them licenses in the first place.
  2. He's driving in Nebraska for god's sake. What could possibly happen? He runs over a prairie dog.
  3. Joba is the only thing going for the whole state. The Huskers are mediocre, Conor Oberst is a queer, and the world has had enough of Larry the Cable Guy.

Like a ref on a borderline call in a big spot, the Nebraska cops should have swallowed the whistle on this one.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Would you please remove my photo from this post?
You could at least have asked and this isn't a context in which I want my pictures used.
Thank you, Johanna